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Two and a Half Men (2003)

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Seasons: 12Episodes: 2617.6TV-14N/AEnglishIMDb

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Main Actors:

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Lyndsey Mackelroy

Jennifer Taylor

Tina

Ryan Stiles

Herb

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

Sophie Winkleman

Zoey

Graham Patrick Martin

Eldridge Mackelroy

Jane Lynch

Linda Freeman

Judy Greer

Bridget Schmidt

Robert Clotworthy

TV Announcer (voice)

Emmanuelle Vaugier

Mia

Kelly Stables

Melissa

D.B. Sweeney

Larry

Maggie Lawson

Ms. McMartin

J.D. Walsh

Gordon

Brooke D'Orsay

Kate

Rebecca McFarland

Leanne

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Courtney

Clark Duke

Barry

James Edson

Stephan

Mimi Rogers

Robin Schmidt

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Gretchen

Martin Mull

Russell

Robert Wagner

Teddy

Ming-Na Wen

Linda

Patton Oswalt

Billy Stanhope

Aly Michalka

Brooke

Joel Murray

Nick

Katherine LaNasa

Lydia

Vernee Watson-Johnson

Nurse Lorna

Macey Cruthird

Megan

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

Isabella

Liz Vassey

Michelle

Stacy Keach

Tom

Michael Bolton

Himself

Missi Pyle

Miss Pasternak

Carl Reiner

Marty Pepper

Jenna Elfman

Dharma

Jeri Ryan

Sherri

April Bowlby

Kimber

Wayne Wilderson

Roger

Odette Annable

Nicole

Rachel Cannon

Nina

Denise Richards

Lisa

John Pirruccello

Larry/Superdad (voice)

Tinashe

Celeste

Tricia Helfer

Gail

Katy Mixon

Betsy

John Amos

Deanna Russo

Laurel

Carol Kane

Shelly

Sara Rue

Naomi

Susan Blakely

Angie

Juliette Goglia

Joanie

Michael Clarke Duncan

Jerome

Mikki Padilla

Bridesmaid #1

Kimberly Quinn

Donna

Title:Two and a Half Men

Release Date:Monday, September 22nd, 2003

Created by:Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn

TV Network:CBS

Genres:ComedyDrama

Keywords:CaliforniaSibling-RelationshipRoommateSitcomLiving-With-Sibling

Alternative Titles:25 человека, Mein cooler Onkel Charlie, TAAHM, 두 남자와 1／2

Season: 12

15 Episodes from Oct, 2014 until Feb, 2015

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#	Title	Air Date
15	Of Course He's Dead (1)	Thursday, February 19th, 2015Thu, Feb 19th, 201502/19/15
14	Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	Thursday, February 12th, 2015Thu, Feb 12th, 201502/12/15
13	Boompa Loved His Hookers	Thursday, February 5th, 2015Thu, Feb 5th, 201502/05/15
12	A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	Thursday, January 29th, 2015Thu, Jan 29th, 201501/29/15
11	For Whom the Booty Calls	Thursday, January 22nd, 2015Thu, Jan 22nd, 201501/22/15
10	Here I Come, Pants!	Thursday, January 15th, 2015Thu, Jan 15th, 201501/15/15
9	Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	Thursday, January 8th, 2015Thu, Jan 8th, 201501/08/15
8	Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	Thursday, December 18th, 2014Thu, Dec 18th, 201412/18/14
7	Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	Thursday, December 11th, 2014Thu, Dec 11th, 201412/11/14
6	Alan Shot a Little Girl	Thursday, December 4th, 2014Thu, Dec 4th, 201412/04/14
5	Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	Thursday, November 27th, 2014Thu, Nov 27th, 201411/27/14
4	Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	Thursday, November 20th, 2014Thu, Nov 20th, 201411/20/14
3	Glamping in a Yurt	Thursday, November 13th, 2014Thu, Nov 13th, 201411/13/14
2	A Chic Bar in Ibiza	Thursday, November 6th, 2014Thu, Nov 6th, 201411/06/14
1	The Ol' Mexican Spinach	Thursday, October 30th, 2014Thu, Oct 30th, 201410/30/14

Season: 11

22 Episodes from Sep, 2013 until May, 2014

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#	Title	Air Date
22	Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	Thursday, May 8th, 2014Thu, May 8th, 201405/08/14
21	Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	Thursday, May 1st, 2014Thu, May 1st, 201405/01/14
20	Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	Thursday, April 24th, 2014Thu, Apr 24th, 201404/24/14
19	Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang	Thursday, April 10th, 2014Thu, Apr 10th, 201404/10/14
18	West Side Story	Thursday, April 3rd, 2014Thu, Apr 3rd, 201404/03/14
17	Welcome Home, Jake	Thursday, March 13th, 2014Thu, Mar 13th, 201403/13/14
16	How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	Thursday, March 6th, 2014Thu, Mar 6th, 201403/06/14
15	Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	Thursday, February 27th, 2014Thu, Feb 27th, 201402/27/14
14	Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe	Thursday, February 6th, 2014Thu, Feb 6th, 201402/06/14
13	Bite Me, Supreme Court	Thursday, January 30th, 2014Thu, Jan 30th, 201401/30/14
12	Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	Thursday, January 9th, 2014Thu, Jan 9th, 201401/09/14
11	Tazed In The Lady Nuts	Thursday, January 2nd, 2014Thu, Jan 2nd, 201401/02/14
10	On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!	Thursday, December 12th, 2013Thu, Dec 12th, 201312/12/13
9	Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	Thursday, December 5th, 2013Thu, Dec 5th, 201312/05/13
8	Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	Thursday, November 21st, 2013Thu, Nov 21st, 201311/21/13
7	Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	Thursday, November 14th, 2013Thu, Nov 14th, 201311/14/13
6	Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	Thursday, November 7th, 2013Thu, Nov 7th, 201311/07/13
5	Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	Thursday, October 24th, 2013Thu, Oct 24th, 201310/24/13
4	Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	Thursday, October 17th, 2013Thu, Oct 17th, 201310/17/13
3	This Unblessed Biscuit	Thursday, October 10th, 2013Thu, Oct 10th, 201310/10/13
2	I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	Thursday, October 3rd, 2013Thu, Oct 3rd, 201310/03/13
1	Nangnangnangnang	Thursday, September 26th, 2013Thu, Sep 26th, 201309/26/13

Season: 10

23 Episodes from Sep, 2012 until May, 2013

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#	Title	Air Date
23	Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	Thursday, May 9th, 2013Thu, May 9th, 201305/09/13
22	My Bodacious Vidalia	Thursday, May 2nd, 2013Thu, May 2nd, 201305/02/13
21	Another Night With Neil Diamond	Thursday, April 25th, 2013Thu, Apr 25th, 201304/25/13
20	Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	Thursday, April 4th, 2013Thu, Apr 4th, 201304/04/13
19	Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon	Thursday, March 14th, 2013Thu, Mar 14th, 201303/14/13
18	The 9:04 From Pemberton	Thursday, March 7th, 2013Thu, Mar 7th, 201303/07/13
17	Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	Thursday, February 21st, 2013Thu, Feb 21st, 201302/21/13
16	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	Thursday, February 14th, 2013Thu, Feb 14th, 201302/14/13
15	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	Thursday, February 7th, 2013Thu, Feb 7th, 201302/07/13
14	Run, Steven Staven! Run!	Thursday, January 31st, 2013Thu, Jan 31st, 201301/31/13
13	Grab A Feather And Get In Line	Thursday, January 10th, 2013Thu, Jan 10th, 201301/10/13
12	Welcome to Alancrest	Thursday, January 3rd, 2013Thu, Jan 3rd, 201301/03/13
11	Give Santa a Tail-Hole	Thursday, December 13th, 2012Thu, Dec 13th, 201212/13/12
10	One Nut Johnson	Thursday, December 6th, 2012Thu, Dec 6th, 201212/06/12
9	I Scream When I Pee	Thursday, November 29th, 2012Thu, Nov 29th, 201211/29/12
8	Something My Gynecologist Said	Thursday, November 15th, 2012Thu, Nov 15th, 201211/15/12
7	Avoid the Chinese Mustard	Thursday, November 8th, 2012Thu, Nov 8th, 201211/08/12
6	Ferrets, Attack!	Thursday, November 1st, 2012Thu, Nov 1st, 201211/01/12
5	That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam	Thursday, October 25th, 2012Thu, Oct 25th, 201210/25/12
4	You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For	Thursday, October 18th, 2012Thu, Oct 18th, 201210/18/12
3	Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	Thursday, October 11th, 2012Thu, Oct 11th, 201210/11/12
2	A Big Bag of Dog	Thursday, October 4th, 2012Thu, Oct 4th, 201210/04/12
1	I Changed My Mind About the Milk	Thursday, September 27th, 2012Thu, Sep 27th, 201209/27/12

Season: 9

24 Episodes from Sep, 2011 until May, 2012

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#	Title	Air Date
24	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	Monday, May 14th, 2012Mon, May 14th, 201205/14/12
23	The Straw In My Donut Hole	Monday, May 7th, 2012Mon, May 7th, 201205/07/12
22	Why We Gave Up Women	Monday, April 30th, 2012Mon, Apr 30th, 201204/30/12
21	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	Monday, April 16th, 2012Mon, Apr 16th, 201204/16/12
20	Grandma's Pie	Monday, April 9th, 2012Mon, Apr 9th, 201204/09/12
19	Palmdale, Ech	Monday, March 19th, 2012Mon, Mar 19th, 201203/19/12
18	The War Against Gingivitis	Monday, February 27th, 2012Mon, Feb 27th, 201202/27/12
17	Not in My Mouth!	Monday, February 20th, 2012Mon, Feb 20th, 201202/20/12
16	Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	Monday, February 13th, 2012Mon, Feb 13th, 201202/13/12
15	The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	Monday, February 6th, 2012Mon, Feb 6th, 201202/06/12
14	A Possum on Chemo	Monday, January 16th, 2012Mon, Jan 16th, 201201/16/12
13	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	Monday, January 2nd, 2012Mon, Jan 2nd, 201201/02/12
12	One False Move, Zimbabwe!	Monday, December 12th, 2011Mon, Dec 12th, 201112/12/11
11	What a Lovely Landing Strip	Monday, December 5th, 2011Mon, Dec 5th, 201112/05/11
10	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	Monday, November 21st, 2011Mon, Nov 21st, 201111/21/11
9	Frodo's Headshots	Monday, November 14th, 2011Mon, Nov 14th, 201111/14/11
8	Thank You For The Intercourse	Monday, November 7th, 2011Mon, Nov 7th, 201111/07/11
7	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	Monday, October 31st, 2011Mon, Oct 31st, 201110/31/11
6	The Squat and The Hover	Monday, October 24th, 2011Mon, Oct 24th, 201110/24/11
5	A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	Monday, October 17th, 2011Mon, Oct 17th, 201110/17/11
4	Nine Magic Fingers	Monday, October 10th, 2011Mon, Oct 10th, 201110/10/11
3	Big Girls Don't Throw Food	Monday, October 3rd, 2011Mon, Oct 3rd, 201110/03/11
2	People Who Love Peepholes	Monday, September 26th, 2011Mon, Sep 26th, 201109/26/11
1	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	Monday, September 19th, 2011Mon, Sep 19th, 201109/19/11

Season: 8

16 Episodes from Sep, 2010 until Feb, 2011

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#	Title	Air Date
16	That Darn Priest	Monday, February 14th, 2011Mon, Feb 14th, 201102/14/11
15	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	Monday, February 7th, 2011Mon, Feb 7th, 201102/07/11
14	Lookin' for Japanese Subs	Monday, January 17th, 2011Mon, Jan 17th, 201101/17/11
13	Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	Monday, January 3rd, 2011Mon, Jan 3rd, 201101/03/11
12	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	Monday, December 13th, 2010Mon, Dec 13th, 201012/13/10
11	Dead From the Waist Down	Monday, December 6th, 2010Mon, Dec 6th, 201012/06/10
10	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	Monday, November 22nd, 2010Mon, Nov 22nd, 201011/22/10
9	A Good Time In Central Africa	Monday, November 15th, 2010Mon, Nov 15th, 201011/15/10
8	Springtime on a Stick	Monday, November 8th, 2010Mon, Nov 8th, 201011/08/10
7	The Crazy Bitch Gazette	Monday, November 1st, 2010Mon, Nov 1st, 201011/01/10
6	Twanging Your Magic Clanger	Monday, October 25th, 2010Mon, Oct 25th, 201010/25/10
5	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	Monday, October 18th, 2010Mon, Oct 18th, 201010/18/10
4	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	Monday, October 11th, 2010Mon, Oct 11th, 201010/11/10
3	A Pudding-Filled Cactus	Monday, October 4th, 2010Mon, Oct 4th, 201010/04/10
2	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	Monday, September 27th, 2010Mon, Sep 27th, 201009/27/10
1	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	Monday, September 20th, 2010Mon, Sep 20th, 201009/20/10

Season: 7

22 Episodes from Sep, 2009 until May, 2010

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#	Title	Air Date
22	This is Not Gonna End Well	Monday, May 24th, 2010Mon, May 24th, 201005/24/10
21	Gumby with a Pokey	Monday, May 17th, 2010Mon, May 17th, 201005/17/10
20	I Called Him Magoo	Monday, May 10th, 2010Mon, May 10th, 201005/10/10
19	Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	Monday, April 12th, 2010Mon, Apr 12th, 201004/12/10
18	Ixnay on the Oggie Day	Monday, March 22nd, 2010Mon, Mar 22nd, 201003/22/10
17	I Found Your Moustache	Monday, March 8th, 2010Mon, Mar 8th, 201003/08/10
16	Tinkle Like a Princess	Monday, March 1st, 2010Mon, Mar 1st, 201003/01/10
15	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)	Monday, February 8th, 2010Mon, Feb 8th, 201002/08/10
14	Crude and Uncalled For (1)	Monday, February 1st, 2010Mon, Feb 1st, 201002/01/10
13	Yay, No Polyps!	Monday, January 18th, 2010Mon, Jan 18th, 201001/18/10
12	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	Monday, January 11th, 2010Mon, Jan 11th, 201001/11/10
11	Warning, It's Dirty	Monday, December 14th, 2009Mon, Dec 14th, 200912/14/09
10	That's Why They Call It Ball Room	Monday, December 7th, 2009Mon, Dec 7th, 200912/07/09
9	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	Monday, November 23rd, 2009Mon, Nov 23rd, 200911/23/09
8	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	Monday, November 16th, 2009Mon, Nov 16th, 200911/16/09
7	Untainted by Filth	Monday, November 9th, 2009Mon, Nov 9th, 200911/09/09
6	Give Me Your Thumb	Monday, November 2nd, 2009Mon, Nov 2nd, 200911/02/09
5	For the Sake of the Child	Monday, October 19th, 2009Mon, Oct 19th, 200910/19/09
4	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	Monday, October 12th, 2009Mon, Oct 12th, 200910/12/09
3	Mmm, Fish. Yum.	Monday, October 5th, 2009Mon, Oct 5th, 200910/05/09
2	Whipped Unto the Third Generation	Monday, September 28th, 2009Mon, Sep 28th, 200909/28/09
1	818-jklpuzo	Monday, September 21st, 2009Mon, Sep 21st, 200909/21/09

Season: 6

24 Episodes from Sep, 2008 until May, 2009

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#	Title	Air Date
24	Baseball Was Better with Steroids	Monday, May 18th, 2009Mon, May 18th, 200905/18/09
23	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	Monday, May 11th, 2009Mon, May 11th, 200905/11/09
22	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	Monday, May 4th, 2009Mon, May 4th, 200905/04/09
21	Above Exalted Cyclops	Monday, April 27th, 2009Mon, Apr 27th, 200904/27/09
20	Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau	Monday, April 13th, 2009Mon, Apr 13th, 200904/13/09
19	The Two Finger Rule	Monday, March 30th, 2009Mon, Mar 30th, 200903/30/09
18	My Son's Enormous Head	Monday, March 16th, 2009Mon, Mar 16th, 200903/16/09
17	The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?	Monday, March 9th, 2009Mon, Mar 9th, 200903/09/09
16	She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime	Monday, March 2nd, 2009Mon, Mar 2nd, 200903/02/09
15	I'd Like to Start With the Cat	Monday, February 9th, 2009Mon, Feb 9th, 200902/09/09
14	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	Monday, February 2nd, 2009Mon, Feb 2nd, 200902/02/09
13	I Think You Offended Don	Monday, January 19th, 2009Mon, Jan 19th, 200901/19/09
12	Thank God for Scoliosis	Monday, January 12th, 2009Mon, Jan 12th, 200901/12/09
11	The Devil's Lube	Monday, December 15th, 2008Mon, Dec 15th, 200812/15/08
10	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	Monday, December 8th, 2008Mon, Dec 8th, 200812/08/08
9	The Mooch At The Boo	Monday, November 24th, 2008Mon, Nov 24th, 200811/24/08
8	Pinocchio's Mouth	Monday, November 17th, 2008Mon, Nov 17th, 200811/17/08
7	Best H.O. Money Can Buy	Monday, November 10th, 2008Mon, Nov 10th, 200811/10/08
6	It's Always Nazi Week	Monday, November 3rd, 2008Mon, Nov 3rd, 200811/03/08
5	A Jock Strap in Hell	Monday, October 20th, 2008Mon, Oct 20th, 200810/20/08
4	The Flavin' and the Mavin'	Monday, October 13th, 2008Mon, Oct 13th, 200810/13/08
3	Damn You, Eggs Benedict	Monday, October 6th, 2008Mon, Oct 6th, 200810/06/08
2	Pie Hole, Herb	Monday, September 29th, 2008Mon, Sep 29th, 200809/29/08
1	Taterhead is Our Love Child	Monday, September 22nd, 2008Mon, Sep 22nd, 200809/22/08

Season: 5

19 Episodes from Sep, 2007 until May, 2008

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#	Title	Air Date
19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	Monday, May 19th, 2008Mon, May 19th, 200805/19/08
18	If My Hole Could Talk	Monday, May 12th, 2008Mon, May 12th, 200805/12/08
17	Fish in a Drawer	Monday, May 5th, 2008Mon, May 5th, 200805/05/08
16	Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	Monday, April 28th, 2008Mon, Apr 28th, 200804/28/08
15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	Monday, April 21st, 2008Mon, Apr 21st, 200804/21/08
14	Winky-Dink Time	Monday, April 14th, 2008Mon, Apr 14th, 200804/14/08
13	The Soil is Moist	Monday, March 31st, 2008Mon, Mar 31st, 200803/31/08
12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	Monday, March 24th, 2008Mon, Mar 24th, 200803/24/08
11	Meander to Your Dander	Monday, March 17th, 2008Mon, Mar 17th, 200803/17/08
10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	Monday, November 26th, 2007Mon, Nov 26th, 200711/26/07
9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	Monday, November 19th, 2007Mon, Nov 19th, 200711/19/07
8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	Monday, November 12th, 2007Mon, Nov 12th, 200711/12/07
7	Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room	Monday, November 5th, 2007Mon, Nov 5th, 200711/05/07
6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	Monday, October 29th, 2007Mon, Oct 29th, 200710/29/07
5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	Monday, October 22nd, 2007Mon, Oct 22nd, 200710/22/07
4	City of Great Racks	Monday, October 15th, 2007Mon, Oct 15th, 200710/15/07
3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	Monday, October 8th, 2007Mon, Oct 8th, 200710/08/07
2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	Monday, October 1st, 2007Mon, Oct 1st, 200710/01/07
1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	Monday, September 24th, 2007Mon, Sep 24th, 200709/24/07

Season: 4

24 Episodes from Sep, 2006 until May, 2007

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#	Title	Air Date
24	Prostitutes and Gelato	Monday, May 14th, 2007Mon, May 14th, 200705/14/07
23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'	Monday, May 7th, 2007Mon, May 7th, 200705/07/07
22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	Monday, April 30th, 2007Mon, Apr 30th, 200704/30/07
21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	Monday, April 23rd, 2007Mon, Apr 23rd, 200704/23/07
20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	Monday, April 16th, 2007Mon, Apr 16th, 200704/16/07
19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	Monday, April 9th, 2007Mon, Apr 9th, 200704/09/07
18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	Monday, March 19th, 2007Mon, Mar 19th, 200703/19/07
17	I Merely Slept With a Commie	Monday, February 26th, 2007Mon, Feb 26th, 200702/26/07
16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	Monday, February 19th, 2007Mon, Feb 19th, 200702/19/07
15	My Damn Stalker	Monday, February 12th, 2007Mon, Feb 12th, 200702/12/07
14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	Monday, February 5th, 2007Mon, Feb 5th, 200702/05/07
13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	Monday, January 22nd, 2007Mon, Jan 22nd, 200701/22/07
12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	Monday, January 8th, 2007Mon, Jan 8th, 200701/08/07
11	Walnuts and Demerol	Monday, December 11th, 2006Mon, Dec 11th, 200612/11/06
10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	Monday, November 27th, 2006Mon, Nov 27th, 200611/27/06
9	Corey's Been Dead For an Hour	Monday, November 20th, 2006Mon, Nov 20th, 200611/20/06
8	Release the Dogs	Monday, November 13th, 2006Mon, Nov 13th, 200611/13/06
7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	Monday, November 6th, 2006Mon, Nov 6th, 200611/06/06
6	Apologies for the Frivolity	Monday, October 23rd, 2006Mon, Oct 23rd, 200610/23/06
5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	Monday, October 16th, 2006Mon, Oct 16th, 200610/16/06
4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	Monday, October 9th, 2006Mon, Oct 9th, 200610/09/06
3	The Sea is a Harsh Mistress	Monday, October 2nd, 2006Mon, Oct 2nd, 200610/02/06
2	Who's Vod Kanockers?	Monday, September 25th, 2006Mon, Sep 25th, 200609/25/06
1	Working for Caligula	Monday, September 18th, 2006Mon, Sep 18th, 200609/18/06

Season: 3

24 Episodes from Sep, 2005 until May, 2006

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#	Title	Air Date
24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	Monday, May 22nd, 2006Mon, May 22nd, 200605/22/06
23	Arguments for the Quickie	Monday, May 15th, 2006Mon, May 15th, 200605/15/06
22	Just Once With Aunt Sophie	Monday, May 8th, 2006Mon, May 8th, 200605/08/06
21	And the Plot Moistens	Monday, May 1st, 2006Mon, May 1st, 200605/01/06
20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	Monday, April 24th, 2006Mon, Apr 24th, 200604/24/06
19	Golly Moses, She's A Muffin	Monday, April 10th, 2006Mon, Apr 10th, 200604/10/06
18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	Monday, March 20th, 2006Mon, Mar 20th, 200603/20/06
17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	Monday, March 13th, 2006Mon, Mar 13th, 200603/13/06
16	Ergo, The Booty Call	Monday, March 6th, 2006Mon, Mar 6th, 200603/06/06
15	My Tongue is Meat	Monday, February 27th, 2006Mon, Feb 27th, 200602/27/06
14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	Monday, February 6th, 2006Mon, Feb 6th, 200602/06/06
13	Humiliation is a Visual Medium	Monday, January 23rd, 2006Mon, Jan 23rd, 200601/23/06
12	That Special Tug	Monday, January 9th, 2006Mon, Jan 9th, 200601/09/06
11	Santa's Village of the Damned	Monday, December 19th, 2005Mon, Dec 19th, 200512/19/05
10	Something Salted and Twisted	Monday, November 28th, 2005Mon, Nov 28th, 200511/28/05
9	Madame and Her Special friend	Monday, November 21st, 2005Mon, Nov 21st, 200511/21/05
8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	Monday, November 14th, 2005Mon, Nov 14th, 200511/14/05
7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	Monday, November 7th, 2005Mon, Nov 7th, 200511/07/05
6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	Monday, October 24th, 2005Mon, Oct 24th, 200510/24/05
5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	Monday, October 17th, 2005Mon, Oct 17th, 200510/17/05
4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	Monday, October 10th, 2005Mon, Oct 10th, 200510/10/05
3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	Monday, October 3rd, 2005Mon, Oct 3rd, 200510/03/05
2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	Monday, September 26th, 2005Mon, Sep 26th, 200509/26/05
1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	Monday, September 19th, 2005Mon, Sep 19th, 200509/19/05

Season: 2

24 Episodes from Sep, 2004 until May, 2005

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#	Title	Air Date
24	Does This Smell Funny to You?	Monday, May 23rd, 2005Mon, May 23rd, 200505/23/05
23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	Monday, May 16th, 2005Mon, May 16th, 200505/16/05
22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	Monday, May 9th, 2005Mon, May 9th, 200505/09/05
21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	Monday, May 2nd, 2005Mon, May 2nd, 200505/02/05
20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	Monday, April 18th, 2005Mon, Apr 18th, 200504/18/05
19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	Monday, March 21st, 2005Mon, Mar 21st, 200503/21/05
18	It Was Mame, Mom	Monday, March 7th, 2005Mon, Mar 7th, 200503/07/05
17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!	Monday, February 21st, 2005Mon, Feb 21st, 200502/21/05
16	Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?	Monday, February 14th, 2005Mon, Feb 14th, 200502/14/05
15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	Monday, February 7th, 2005Mon, Feb 7th, 200502/07/05
14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	Monday, January 31st, 2005Mon, Jan 31st, 200501/31/05
13	Zejdź z Moich Włosów (Get Off My Hair)	Monday, January 17th, 2005Mon, Jan 17th, 200501/17/05
12	A Lungful of Alan	Monday, January 3rd, 2005Mon, Jan 3rd, 200501/03/05
11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	Monday, December 13th, 2004Mon, Dec 13th, 200412/13/04
10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	Monday, November 29th, 2004Mon, Nov 29th, 200411/29/04
9	Yes, Monsignor	Monday, November 22nd, 2004Mon, Nov 22nd, 200411/22/04
8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	Monday, November 15th, 2004Mon, Nov 15th, 200411/15/04
7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	Monday, November 8th, 2004Mon, Nov 8th, 200411/08/04
6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	Monday, October 25th, 2004Mon, Oct 25th, 200410/25/04
5	Bad News from the Clinic?	Monday, October 18th, 2004Mon, Oct 18th, 200410/18/04
4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	Monday, October 11th, 2004Mon, Oct 11th, 200410/11/04
3	A Bag Full of Jawea	Monday, October 4th, 2004Mon, Oct 4th, 200410/04/04
2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	Monday, September 27th, 2004Mon, Sep 27th, 200409/27/04
1	Back Off, Mary Poppins	Monday, September 20th, 2004Mon, Sep 20th, 200409/20/04

Season: 1

24 Episodes from Sep, 2003 until May, 2004

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#	Title	Air Date
24	Can You Feel My Finger?	Monday, May 24th, 2004Mon, May 24th, 200405/24/04
23	Just Like Buffalo	Monday, May 17th, 2004Mon, May 17th, 200405/17/04
22	My Doctor has a Cow Puppet	Monday, May 10th, 2004Mon, May 10th, 200405/10/04
21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	Monday, May 3rd, 2004Mon, May 3rd, 200405/03/04
20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	Monday, April 19th, 2004Mon, Apr 19th, 200404/19/04
19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	Monday, March 22nd, 2004Mon, Mar 22nd, 200403/22/04
18	An Old Flame With a New Wick	Monday, March 1st, 2004Mon, Mar 1st, 200403/01/04
17	Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats	Monday, February 23rd, 2004Mon, Feb 23rd, 200402/23/04
16	That Was Saliva, Alan	Monday, February 16th, 2004Mon, Feb 16th, 200402/16/04
15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	Monday, February 9th, 2004Mon, Feb 9th, 200402/09/04
14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	Monday, February 2nd, 2004Mon, Feb 2nd, 200402/02/04
13	Sarah Like Puny Alan	Monday, January 12th, 2004Mon, Jan 12th, 200401/12/04
12	Camel Filters and Pheromones	Monday, January 5th, 2004Mon, Jan 5th, 200401/05/04
11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	Monday, December 15th, 2003Mon, Dec 15th, 200312/15/03
10	Merry Thanksgiving	Monday, November 24th, 2003Mon, Nov 24th, 200311/24/03
9	Phase One, Complete	Monday, November 17th, 2003Mon, Nov 17th, 200311/17/03
8	Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	Monday, November 10th, 2003Mon, Nov 10th, 200311/10/03
7	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	Monday, November 3rd, 2003Mon, Nov 3rd, 200311/03/03
6	Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	Monday, October 27th, 2003Mon, Oct 27th, 200310/27/03
5	The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump	Monday, October 20th, 2003Mon, Oct 20th, 200310/20/03
4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	Monday, October 13th, 2003Mon, Oct 13th, 200310/13/03
3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	Monday, October 6th, 2003Mon, Oct 6th, 200310/06/03
2	Big Flappy Bastards	Monday, September 29th, 2003Mon, Sep 29th, 200309/29/03
1	Pilot	Monday, September 22nd, 2003Mon, Sep 22nd, 200309/22/03